January 4, 2010
"Buy my soda!” said the Moose Diarrhea Salesman. And we did. We all did. But when we got it home and opened up the package, it was not what they said it was. And rather than chucking it all and searching for something better, we’re content with looking for another Moose Diarrhea Salesman."

— Jello Biafra, from the spoken word album “Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police”.

December 22, 2009
"…the Democratic and Republican parties, two apparently distinct political entities feeding at the same corporate trough."

— Ralph Nader on the 2000 Presidential election of the United States of America. He stood as the Green Party nominee.