January 4, 2010
"Buy my soda!” said the Moose Diarrhea Salesman. And we did. We all did. But when we got it home and opened up the package, it was not what they said it was. And rather than chucking it all and searching for something better, we’re content with looking for another Moose Diarrhea Salesman."

— Jello Biafra, from the spoken word album “Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police”.

December 31, 2009
"AMERICA’S ECONOMY IS FASCIST. LULZ."

— Ilana Sivachenko, from the question, “Is there anything you would like to say for my blog?” (Actually, those weren’t my exact words, as I can’t remember what I said). You can find her blog here.